Lauren was unloading the dishwasher and noticed it had done a less-than-stellar job getting all those pesky food bits off of the plates.
Sam: I ALWAYS rinse my plate all the way off before I put it in.
Me: Hmm. Sometimes I do but sometimes I don't. It seems like the dishwasher should be able to handle a little food, though.
Sam: I always do. I guess my standards of cleanliness are just higher than most people.
{widespread bursting of laughter throughout the kitchen}
Ring-ring! Hello? Oh, Sam! It's your room. It's calling to BEG TO DIFFER on the standards of cleanliness.
But thank you for the laugh.
